Don’t Fall for Me

Please.

Just don’t

I will not catch you.

You may see the sunny sides

The caring nature

The wit

The seduction

The loving me

But  you don’t know me.

I implore you, read.

Please.

Learn about my personality type

Ask about my past

Inquire about my family structure and relations

Observe

And fi di love of God and all mankind! Listen!!!!

I say exactly what I mean. All the fucking time.

I DO NOT WANT A COMMITTED RELATIONSHIP.

Shall I sing it to  you?

Must I perform it?

Which other languages do you speak?

I happen to be multilingual

Spanish? French? Jamaican?

I might even dash in a bit of Italian

But do! Mi a beg yuh!

Stop with all these ‘feelings’

Have some self control will ya

How primitive are you???

Did I miss something??

Is it me who is too primitive??

No, I am deathly  serious

I just cannot understand these human emotions.

Yes…

I feel too

Way too much if you ask me

INTJ

Look it up

I am sensitive to the point of frigidity

One cold motherfucker

I shut that shit down

It’s easier to not emote

I suck at pretence

What you see is what you get

I am waaaaaayy to lazy fa that 💩

Do you really think you are that significant to my life for me to waste my intelligence conjuring up lies for you????

Oh please mf

Please.

I hardly do that shiz for my mom.

I know , I know I have a huge ego

But damn!

You’d win in that race anytime.

Lol.

Fa real though

I’m straight up from the get go

“Say I’m pretty but I’m loco…”

Ooouuuu

Hahaha

My suggestion  to you my good man…

Walk away while you still have your pride intact.

I cannot afford the embarrassment you are bound to cause me.

Apparently you don’t mind embarrassing yourself.

But seriously,

You don’t seem to be comprehending my preschool levelling

So truth be told,

I don’t know what else to say to you…

I’m just done wit yo ass.

Bye 👋👋

~ Bon Chance

P.S. You were actually really sweet. But an african proverb says “Never take a shirt from a naked man”. How can you love me more than you love yourself bruh??????

Fool yuh tek man fa 😒😒😒

Take several seats…several. (but I bet you don’t get that either do you? smh. Wtf did I get myself into now…)